The F-Word

WARNING - THE FOLLOWING REPORT MAY CONTAIN OFFENSIVE BEEPS. AS I AM UNDER A CERTAIN AGE I AM NO ALLOWED TO SWEAR LIKE THE GOD WHO IS GORDON RAMSAY.
Hi everyone.
Well it has been another scorcher today and it's late in the evening and dad still hasn't done any dinner for him and mum.

So, being the helpful little thing that i am i thought i would lend a hand.
Mum and dad are having Thai Fishcake Salad with Hot Spicy Prawns (Ok for some. I had a big bowl of carrots followed by chopped banana).
Now i have the very important job of preparing the dressing so i thought i would take you through the stages of a classic Marie Rose Sauce.
Now the first thing you need is a BEEP big spoon. The BEEP bigger the BEEP better.
Then you need ingredients.

What i have here is Heinz Salad Cream, full fat not that BEEP BEEP light stuff mum eats. A good dollop of this in a bowl is what is needed. Next we take some Tomato Ketchup. As you can see i am using Heinz. Thats because it is the best. Don't get me started on BEEP other Ketchup's. Never BEEP been Tomato Ketchup. There's only one BEEP daddy in the ketchup world and its not BEEP Daddys!!!

Put these together in a bowl and give it a really good stir with your spoon. Now don't worry about any BEEP mess. That is what dad's are there for. To clean up after us and everything.
And there you have it. A lovely Marie Rose dressing. Just drizzle this all over your salad and in no time you will have forgotten that what you are actually eating is BEEP BEEP rabbit food!!!

I hope you enjoyed this very special edition of the F-Word.
Join us tomorrow when we will be seeing if Eyore can survive in an oven at 220 celsius!
Bye,
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